youaregoingtotheholyblessing—why?—itisanall-girlhighschoolrunbyacatholicchurch.don’tworry—thesisterswon’tactuallywashyourbrainwiththeirchurchdoctrines—teachersareteachers;theyteach,notconvertanystudentintoachristian.theyareasfineastheteachersinothernormalhighschools;theonlydifferenceisthattheywearacrosspendantontheirnecks.
soyouwon’tgetdistractedbyunnecessaryentertainmentorchasedaroundbyfilthy,sex-thirstyhighschoolboys...trustme—mommywenttherewheniwaslittle,soiknow.mommyknowwhat’sthebestforyou,ariel.
it’sclosertohome,soyoudon’thavetowasteyourtimeoncommuting.besides,mommydon’tlikeyoutogoofaroundinthedowntownareaafterschool—headstraighthome,youunderstand?
firstgirls?—youdon’thavetogothere,doyouhaveto?—mommyheardmostofthegirlsoutthereplayreallyhardaswellasstudyhard—andnotonlythat.rumorhasit:thatschoolisnowofficiallyoccupiedbyhomosexuals—goodheavens!nowthenationaleducationisteachingourchildrentobecomeahomosexual—mostscandalous!mommydon’twantyoutogetpoisonedbyhomosexuality.boysarebad;lesbians?—evenworse:theycanturninnocentgirlsintotheirownkind—that’swhy—theyarezombies.youhavetoadmitthathomosexualityisascontagiousasviruses,andthelesbiansaregoingtotakeoverourbeautifulisland—you’llsee.
mommydon’twantyoutogetcaughtinthedegenerateatmosphereinfirstgirlsandeventuallysquanderyourtimewhenallyouhavetodoisstudyforthecollegeentranceexam—mommywantyoutostudyinoneoftheleadinguniversities,likeyourmommy.iwenttonxumyself,soyoushoulddothesame.
besides,ifyouwanttogetadmittedintonxuviathemulti-starproject,thechancesarebetterintheholyblessingthaninfirstgirls.youdon’thavetocompetewiththefirstgirlsstudents—why—theylovefiercecompetitions.letthemhavewhattheyaskfor.whathavemommytaughtyou?chooseyouropponentswisely,ifyouhavetofightacrucialfightyoumustnotlose.
eventhoughyouareinasecond-rategirl’shighschool,theholyblessingimean,mommystillwantyoutobelacremedelacremeamongthestudents.so,youwillhavetostudyintheirhumanityandsocialscienceclass.don’tworry.itstillcountsasan“elite”classintheschool,thoughnotasgoodasthemathematicsandscienceclassinotherleadinghighschools.don’tworry—mommywillgetthebestteacherstheholyblessingcanoffer—lacremedelacreme,mommyassureyou—how?—don’tyouworryaboutit.mommyhasmy“way”—youdon’tfrown,nothingtoworryabout—mommyjusthaveto“talkto”some“people”—youwilllearnfromthebestteachers,somakesureyougetgoodgradesinthefollowingsemester,youhear?
good,mysweetheart.
enjoyyourhighschoollife.
【好好享受你的高中生活，乖女儿。】